Conan O’Brien Buys Mashable, Ousts Pete Cashmore As CEO
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[Conan O’Brien Buys Mashable, Ousts Pete Cashmore As CEO]
[Conan Christopher O’Brien (April 18, 1963)] Source: LYBIO.net
Hello, fellow Mashables. It’s Conan O’Brien, and I’ve got big news. You see – Two hours ago, I purchased Mashable.com. I’ve taken it over. Why did I take it over? Very simple reason.
I’m sick and tired of scanning the Internet looking for any news about technology: Devices, gadgets, what’s coming up, maybe even a rating system for gadgets that are out there. It doesn’t exist on the web and it’s high time it did.
I go to the Mashable I see the atrocious job they’re doing. So I decided it’s time for me to take over.
That’s why, several hours ago, I called Pete Cashmore and I told him, “You’re out! GET OUT! You’re through Cashmore! Through! GET OUT!†Source: LYBIO.net
Of course, keep in mind, I was screaming “Get out†from a phone call and he was speaking at home… So it wasn’t clear what I was throwing him out of. We straightened that out – you stay in the house (mumbling).
He said, “You’ll have to buy me out.†And I said, “Buy you out? How about thirty-five hundred smackeroos?†He didn’t know what smackeroos were, but anyway we talked again. For $3,500 dollars he’s out! And I’m in. You could of done it too, it was really that inexpensive. But you gotta have an idea first. And I did.
There’s going to be a lot of changes around here. Ok. So stay tuned, cause I’m in charge now. Alright! Stay tuned – I’m going to be sending out a lot of tweets! Let’s get a Tweet out there. How do I – How do you Tweet – get – that’s one bad blackberry, we’ll figure this out. Stay Tuned. MASHABLE!
Conan O’Brien Buys Mashable, Ousts Pete Cashmore As CEO. For $3,500 dollars he’s out! And I’m in. You could of done it too, it was really that inexpensive. But you gotta have an idea first. And I did. Complete Full Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.